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From The Onion

Top 10 Euphemisms for Menstruation
1. Ridin' the Cotton Pony
2. Checking into the Red Roof Inn
3. Kate Bush-ing
4. Falling to the Communists
5. A Visit from Capn' Bloodsnatch
6. Walking along the beach in soft focus
7. "Red Skelton dropped by"
8. Gettin' down with the O.B.
9. "It's 'that time of the month' where 'I'm not at my best' because 'my vagina is bleeding'"
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